bahaha.

(Source: neydimneoldum)

(Source: rt-hon-harry-koschei-saxon, via foreverandalways-harrypotter)

doctoroddfellow:

Space Gandalf

loverage:

cut squares of newsprint larger than nails. apply a base coat of polish. when nails are completely dry, soak them in alcohol, then press newsprint on nail and slowly pull off. top coat to seal.

almostbritish:

“Perhaps there’s still someone who doesn’t know that my episode of Dr Who goes out in the US & UK on Saturday. But I doubt it.” -Neil Gaiman.

(via doctorwho)

These words ring so true.

mrawr mrawrm mrawrrrmm.. 

Mechanical tumor. Sure reminds me of Akira.

Now, imagine electric stimuli with electro house. o_o

This just made my day. Most hilarious video I’ve seen all week. I have several things I’d like to point out.

1. Never knew 쩔어 (pickled)=sick (colloquial). I learned Korean slang today, wooo.

2. Okay, okay. So “asshole” may not translate into Korean as a “real” swear word. But, c’mon, 미친놈 ‘mi chin nom’ (literal translation: crazy guy) sounds just as immature as “asshole” sounds in Korean (똥구멍 ‘ddong khoo mung’).

But major props to adding the visual description of what “asshole” is, cause the audience really needed that extra assist to understand what and where the butthole is.

3. Bitch and beach are not equivalents? AHAHAHAHA. This is something I hear quite often and it never fails. This is hilarious shit.

4. I love how he misspelled “fucking” even when right above it he wrote “fuck”. Is this a case of overgrammaticalization?

5. His disclaimer in the beginning of the video is hilarious. Children and pregnant women are advised to stop watching even when the bad words are already written on the black board behind him. Jejeje.

6. His overall tone of voice, very typically academic, and his discretion behind the purpose of his lesson, “to understand, but never to use”. Really? YOU never use it? You’re telling the world that YOU don’t swear at all? Suuuure, mister.

7. I love his ending statement. Basically when someone swears to you, you should swear back and then walk away. Why? Because you’re gonna LOSE FACE cause that’s all the swear words you know! Jajajaja.

So typically Korean and idealistic. Someone swears, so you swear back = now you’re even, a TIE. So just walk away after that… really? You think by swearing BACK won’t instigate some kind of confrontation? Gosh, Koreans. SO HILARIOUS!

8. The inability to correctly spell “dick, like a dick” reassures me that I’m not the only one that has GREAT difficulty with Korean spelling. Korean spelling is a BEACH!!!